Adverts over the years have been a mixture of both good and utter bollocks.
Please make your own mind, but below are my views.
The Milky Bars on me - Utter Bollocks - This ad has been going since 1961. Give it up.
Compare the Meerkat.com - Fantastic - What a cute meerkat, I want one. Simples.
The best a man can get - Unsure - The only good thing about this ad that I can see are the men and they aren't all that.
Should have gone to Specsavers - Utter Wank - Should have binned the ad.
The Crumbliest Chocolate - Unsure - Love the ad, but they could have used a woman or two with a fuller figure.
A mars a day helps you work, rest and play - Fuck off - It's a chocolate bar!
Beanz Meanz Heinz, this line was made up in a pub in 1967 - Wank - They are beans in a tin of tomato sauce. What more do you want?
Guinness: Good things come to those that wait - Fanbloodytastic - Each ad is an enjoyment to watch
Have a break, have a kit kat - Wank - Another chocolate bar
Happiness is a cigar called hamlet - unsure - Could have found a better looking balding bloke :-)
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