Monday, May 18, 2009


Adverts over the years have been a mixture of both good and utter bollocks.

Please make your own mind, but below are my views.

The Milky Bars on me - Utter Bollocks - This ad has been going since 1961. Give it up.

Compare the - Fantastic - What a cute meerkat, I want one. Simples.

The best a man can get - Unsure - The only good thing about this ad that I can see are the men and they aren't all that.

Should have gone to Specsavers - Utter Wank - Should have binned the ad.

The Crumbliest Chocolate - Unsure - Love the ad, but they could have used a woman or two with a fuller figure.

A mars a day helps you work, rest and play - Fuck off - It's a chocolate bar!

Beanz Meanz Heinz, this line was made up in a pub in 1967 - Wank - They are beans in a tin of tomato sauce. What more do you want?

Guinness: Good things come to those that wait - Fanbloodytastic - Each ad is an enjoyment to watch

Have a break, have a kit kat - Wank - Another chocolate bar

Happiness is a cigar called hamlet - unsure - Could have found a better looking balding bloke :-)


Dick Puddlecote said...

Re the Flake ads: You should have seen the babes who advertised it in the 70s.

Screaming Banshee said...

I wasn't born in the 70's